That's what she said...

Men play the game: Women know the score - R. Woddis

some prose 2 add 4 u

The power of the human mind is both a blessing and a curse.

To be able to convince ourselves of anything, and manifest it into reality is the ultimate power.

Which most of us squander on self doubt, pity, greed & just thinking that we never have enough….

Use the power of your mind to create all the things you want, rather than manifesting all the things you do not.

One of the hardest lessons in life is to learn how to change your mind!

17/9/11

Your lime is limited, do not waste it living life for someone else!

Dont be trapped by the dogma that comes with living by other peoples beliefs,

dont let the noise of their forcible opinions drown out your inner voice.

And always have the courage to follow your heart and intuition, because somehow they already know what you want to become.

Everything else is secondary…

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During the day,

the palm frond looks beautiful, friendly, green..

At night,

I can look out the window and it somehow seems darker & much more ominous.

Like it wants to consume me, reaching out for me.

I can hear it speaking throught the wind.

It looks like Freddys fingers,

waiting outside for me, until I fall asleep.

Connect Mother-Bitches.

I’m really disappointed that the TV broadcast of Team America censored out the puppet sex scene.  So I found it on youtube :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7tXpBrpecA

Awesome.

lifedeathtoptips:

The next time any of my friends come to me with a problem, I’m going to rest my hand on their shoulder, tilt my head to one side and say gently, “this is because in 1960, you were a man called Brian.”

This woman can heal us all..,

lifedeathtoptips:

The next time any of my friends come to me with a problem, I’m going to rest my hand on their shoulder, tilt my head to one side and say gently, “this is because in 1960, you were a man called Brian.”

This woman can heal us all..,

The Pits.

As if women don’t already have enough to worry about, apparently now we need to have sexy pits.

Armpits are not sexy. Period.

Pop quiz around the room: Do you look ever look at a girls armpits when checking her out?

Male 1: No

Male 2: No, but if she was sprouting a forest under there I’d be a bit grossed out.

And ladies, that is fact that we all know and up until now, we have lived believing that shaving was an adequate prevention technique against pit-forest gross-outs.

Now a certain TV ad campaign for a certain brand of Deodorant is telling us that pits need to not only be forest-free, but silky smooth, unblemished and perfectly moisturised.

Fortunately the men who check us out are quite probably checking out the chicks in the ad, and not paying attention to the new pit rules.

No, this ad will not change the definition of sexy for men, but it will add another self-worth criteria for all the girls out there that already think they have to be perfectly waxed, tanned, toned, bleached, plucked, extended and coloured in order to be accepted amongst their peers.

Pitiful.

Pizza Roadkill. There, first post done.